If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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