Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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