I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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