You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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