i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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