You don't have asthma, your pregnant
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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