She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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