So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Houston, we have a squirter
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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