I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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