Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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