Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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