i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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