you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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