Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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