It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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