when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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