Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We need to get me chipped asap
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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