Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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