did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Your tits are I can't wait for
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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