i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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