There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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