I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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