I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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