i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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