it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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