Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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