Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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