Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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