Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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