I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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