Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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