everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
