i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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