Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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