I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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