it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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