Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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