Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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