so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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