I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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