Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Randomize
