Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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