He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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