You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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