so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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