I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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