after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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