actually, I'm a sock model
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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