i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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