how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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