sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
