So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
there was a trapeze. enough said
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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