found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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