Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
